Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a shortcut."
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